Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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Because she was drinking on the job.

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C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

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A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.