Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

What word is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly. I'll see myself out.

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.