Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.