Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

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What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.