Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

One Jokes More One Jokes

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.