What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture