What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

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How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."