Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

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What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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Why did Angelina get wanderlust after her double-masectomy?

She just had this breastless feeling.

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

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Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!