Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.
So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!
She just had this breastless feeling.
Brad news I'm afraid !