What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.