What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside