What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.