What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

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How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.