What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.