Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.