What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.