What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?