What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

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How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does Doppler's cat make?

Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.