What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.