What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's scary about a white man in prison?

You know he did it

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make