What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.