What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

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It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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To pot the brown.

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You will get exhausted.

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What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.