What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

Grateful Dead Fan Jokes More Grateful Dead Fan Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.