What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!