What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

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What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"