What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

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How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.