What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

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What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.