What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad?

Mediyolkre.

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.