What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.