What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

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