What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous