What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.