Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

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What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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He was following the Tsar.

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.