Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have arms.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around