Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !