When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around
The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside
You rarely have to meet their dad.
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
Because they, like, can't even deal.
He dumped his girlfriend.
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A: They must follow the letter of the law.
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
