Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time?

M'llenium

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What the band's name?

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