Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

What the band's name?

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