Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*