Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
When their time is up.
Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!
Down's in the dumps
A: He was nuts over her.
Their wheelchair floats to the top.
They Turnip
Because one more bean would be too farty.
Because she's always spilling the beans!
Because he always spills the beans.
I'm floored!
Me: Because my desk is too heavy.
A: Half a measure.