Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What did one bean say to the other?

How you bean doing.

What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.