Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave