Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

A: He was nuts over her.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.