Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.

What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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What's worse than a moron?

A lessoff.

How do you spell moron?

M O R M O N