What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

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What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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how waiters should greet people

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

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Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!