What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

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What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom?

ey you.

How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !