What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

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What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

jahbless

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"