What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

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What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"