What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !