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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

How did Maxwell greet Ampere?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

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What do you call a reliable coke dealer?

Instagram

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.