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how waiters should greet people

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Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

jahbless

How does a french alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr."

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error