Instagram Jokes

What is a heroin addict's favorite website?

Instagram.

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How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram?

post-upload skepticism

How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

What do you call a reliable coke dealer?

Instagram

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

How do you make Instagram worthy coffee?

nofilter

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What about Instagram?

Instagramicide IGicide Instacide Gramicide Instadead Instagone

How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

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What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!