Instagram Jokes

What is a heroin addict's favorite website?

Instagram.

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How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram?

post-upload skepticism

How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

What do you call a reliable coke dealer?

Instagram

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

How do you make Instagram worthy coffee?

nofilter

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What about Instagram?

Instagramicide IGicide Instacide Gramicide Instadead Instagone

How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.

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Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.