How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

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How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

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How much does a corpse weigh?

A skele-ton

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

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What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin