How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

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How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

How much does a corpse weigh?

A skele-ton

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.