What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

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How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

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How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

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How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

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Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

A: QUACKer Oaths.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.