Scone Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do feminist ghosts keep fighting for?

Equal frights but usually their haircuts are enough to give worse frights!

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

Fast Form Jokes More Fast Form Jokes

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

Fast Cake Jokes More Fast Cake Jokes

What's the fastest cake in the world?

Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...