What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.