What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

What do you call a pompous piece of bread?

A braguette.