What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

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Why is flour retarded?

Because it's in-bread.

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.