What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"