Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

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What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.