Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

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How can you make a moth ball ?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.