Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

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Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.