What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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They were both driving their cars at the time !

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Why can't white people hit the whip?

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.