Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.