Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common?

They are both terrible without Cream.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.