Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.