Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common?

They are both terrible without Cream.