What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!