What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many fingers do I have up?

a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!