What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.