What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!