What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!