What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings