Cook-a-doodle-do!
The rooster clucks defiance.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
The steaks have never been higher
With a little seasoning!
With relish
