What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

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What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).