What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

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How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!