What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors