What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors