What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.