What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

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How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.