What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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What are Jehova Witnesses called in Chinese?

Ding Dong!

How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs