How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,