How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

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Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.