How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

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What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.