How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.