Grocery Store Jokes

What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.