What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What did one math book say to the other math book?

You've got problems.

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems