What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

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Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems