What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

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What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Who cares?

It's probably just full of camels, anyway."

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

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What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems