What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.