How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

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How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

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What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.