How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

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How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

How many "suh dudes" does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It's already lit fam.

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What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.