What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.