What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

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What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.