What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.