What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar