You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.
Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
You can't tuna fish.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.