What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Tub Jokes More Tub Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.