What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ?

Nothing.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Tub Jokes More Tub Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.