What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Tub Jokes More Tub Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.