What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

Tub Jokes More Tub Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.