Deep ends really.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
A boat.
Bob
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.
