What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.