What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.