What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

bear

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.