What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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What do you call a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.