What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

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What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..