What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."