What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.