What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.