What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.