What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives