Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.