Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.