Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.