Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

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Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's