Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's