Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What you call it?

takes back mixtape* FIRE!

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.