Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.