Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet