Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.