Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.