What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.