What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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A receding hare-line.

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.