What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.