What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

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Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.