What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

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What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade