How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

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Why did the ska kid not get the job?

they were worried about his checkered past

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up