How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Ska Kid Jokes More Ska Kid Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up