What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

What do you get when you mix lemonade and ice tea?

A dead golfer...

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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Little Seizures...

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.