What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.