What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

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What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

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What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.