What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible