What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible