What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets?

Clearly short handed.

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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.