Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise