Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea

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What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets