What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "