What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What is a British Scholar's favorite store?

Finks

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.