What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).