What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.