What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Palestinian Jokes More Palestinian Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

Wail Jokes More Wail Jokes

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Zionist Jokes More Zionist Jokes

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!