How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Who's there ! Carlene ! Carlene who ?

Carlene against that wall

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Property Jokes More Property Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.