What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

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Where does the red fern grow?

A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)