What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

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What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

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What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"