What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Tumor Jokes More Tumor Jokes

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"