What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!