What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

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How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus