What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

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Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

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What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.