What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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Where does the red fern grow?

A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

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What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!