What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Previous Random Joke Next

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway