What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.