What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ?

Where is my shovel

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.