What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.