What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!