What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!