What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains